Frustrated Phone Caller T-Shirts

"Your call is important to us, just not as important as whatever else we're doing."

"Give me a sec and I'll check your order."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Ryanair refunds

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

Voice Jail

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

"yetthhh, i hold..."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

Trying to find a vaccine appointment is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. I made a playlist for your vaccine search. Start with the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" when you're wondering why you're searching in the first place. When frustration starts to take hold, it's time for the Beatles' "Help!" Listen to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for" as the search drags on. And when you finally get an appointment - Of course, Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"!

"Please rate our customer service. For Nasty Insults, Press 1...."

Basic Economy

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh . . . please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code. . ."

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."