Frustrated Philosopher Prints

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Lost and forgotten department

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

I hate group projects

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"Now, what am I here for?"

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."