Frustrated Login Logger T-Shirts

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Raining Leaves.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Deforestation in Romania

Swing without a tree

Cutting Down Mother Nature

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Green carpet

Loggerheads

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Rain forest ends here.

Sawrd Fighting

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"I've heard them all fall."

Lumberjack's Dog

Deforestation