Frustrated Golfer Supporter Mugs

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"At least my putting has improved."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Psychiatrist stretcher

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Watch your language.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Neanderthal Golf.

'Replace divots'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Just Married.

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

He lived and died for golf.

"It's not that I'm unappreciative, but I wouldn't mind holing in two occationally."

'Actually, it's funny you should say that - I'm bored stupid too.'

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

Golf cart stuck in the sand trap.

For sale - used only once.

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.