Frustrated Fixer-upper T-Shirts

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"What a rip-off."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

The Fuse

'No it's still not fixed'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Well paid job

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'