Frustrated Fetcher T-Shirts

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'No it's still not fixed'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"He's into binge fetching."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"No internet connection"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Dang it."

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A military officer daydreams

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Road signs.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'He's a diet therapy dog. He throws the stick and YOU fetch it.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

The AdRams Family no.9 - The Essex range of computers

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Advanced Origami

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

"yetthhh, i hold..."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

Trying to find a vaccine appointment is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. I made a playlist for your vaccine search. Start with the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" when you're wondering why you're searching in the first place. When frustration starts to take hold, it's time for the Beatles' "Help!" Listen to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for" as the search drags on. And when you finally get an appointment - Of course, Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"!

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."