Frustrated Fetcher T-Shirts

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'No it's still not fixed'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"He's into binge fetching."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"No internet connection"

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Dang it."

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Road signs.

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

The AdRams Family no.9 - The Essex range of computers

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

'He's a diet therapy dog. He throws the stick and YOU fetch it.'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Advanced Origami

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"yetthhh, i hold..."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.