Frustrated Callers Mugs

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

'Yes sir, we still have Mr Edwards on hold from last thursday...'

Voice Jail

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

"Please rate our customer service. For Nasty Insults, Press 1...."

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

"yetthhh, i hold..."

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!

"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."

When Cell Phone Users Go to Hell

"Your call is important to us, just not as important as whatever else we're doing."

"Give me a sec and I'll check your order."

"Your call will be deleted in the order it was received."

It's the last day of the warranty. Sawing the television in half.

"Your call is REALLY important to us, which is why we're going to spend a really... REALLY long time thinking about it before we answer."

"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you."

We've the devil on one side and the deep blue sea on the other...'

"I'm keeping count of how many robocalls I get. What's sad is I only started today."

"Dang, I hate that! Someone called me by mistake!"

"To talk to someone in Customer Service, press one, but we're pretty sure you'll want to hear our other 12 options. . ."

"Thank you for calling. Your customer care balance is now twenty-two hours and four minutes."