Fruit Tasting Gifts

Bird's nest.

"Carmen, your story...it's amazing. I don't think I've ever met such a selfless, giving woman. Maybe, if you don't mind, we can meet again for coffee."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just be yourself."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Picking pastries.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

The Main Types of Cheese

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Our visit to the flan factory.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."