Fruit Preservation Aficionado Prints

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'