Fruit Pickers Pillows

Picking berries

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

The Scenic Route

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

He loves me...

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Lovers dressed as pears

A smart alec boy

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Apple Tree Dispenser

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"Mom, don’t we have any fruit besides these bananas, grapes, clementines, kiwis and apples?!"