Fruit Basket Fan Prints

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Banana Split...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

Making healthy eating bearable.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"