Fruit And Vegetables Prints

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

'It's a fiber tree. It also has apples.'

Mandarins Womandarins.

"Just be yourself."

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Apple Pie Abduction

"Steamed vegetables."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Gooseberry Fool...

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'