Frugal Warriors T-Shirts

'We can afford Monday through to Thursday. We're going to have to skip Friday, Saturday and Sunday.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Fries and kids

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

For sale

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Pig Bank Hammer

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'