Frugal Lawyer Mugs

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Fries and kids

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"I know one secret! Not spending $30 on a book filled with common sense!"

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."

No Frills Psychiatrist.

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

Loans - 'We were thinking of paying a gas bill.'

Very sad piggy bank

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"How come we never go out anymore and spend money we don't have?"

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'