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'I could only afford a Yo.'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Karataoke

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Here comes our order.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."