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Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Family working together

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It's her first snowman."

"It covers up all the debt."

'I hate snowboarders!'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Tall Snowman

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Melted But Not Forgotten

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Santa Meets an Alien

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Uninhabital USA.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"