Frontman Pillows

Bryan Ferry

Medical personnel give their hearts

"The Just Me Band"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Freedom of the press

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

How to Build a Bungalow

Jerry's dancing dogs

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

The Abominable Showman...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

An expletive of editors

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

The Height of Impudence.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

"You are domineering, foulmouth and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"