Frock Aficionado T-Shirts

Let the cleansing begin. Are you wearing a frock? During one week each fall, I cease my efforts to bag the babes. It's a cleansing process. No flirtation, no overtures at bus stops or bars, no flashing of Larry the Python. Who? My biceps. Ensconced this week in a frock. I'm stuck on the name Larry.

'Man, times have changed.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Nick Cave

Purple dress

Abacus.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'We were made for each other.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"A little lamb please."

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Nick Cave

Mick Jagger.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Nick Cave.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Post-psychoanalysis

Now play some Metallica!

Tony Iommi

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

Jimi Hendrix

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'