Frigid Fun Lover Gifts

Ice fisher.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Karataoke

Peel poker.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Rude Snowpeople

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"Gimme the carrot!"

Snowman

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...