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"If anyone asks, I did this."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Home depot."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant Monster in Bath

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff