Friends Who Debate Pillows

"Wait a minute! This is the statue of a colonial army general and as politically correct BOC's we can't nest on something like that!"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Changing Minds

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Lord George brings news of the debate

Protest

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

Election 2020

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Who's the Rogue State?

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

War of Words

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

The Train to Nowhere

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"How could this happen?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

G.O.P. Hatchet Man.

If there were no religion...s

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Play It Safe