Friends In Middle Age Prints

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Heavy meals on wheels

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"You've still got it Joao."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."