Friends Going Through Tough Times T-Shirts

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"I see great wealth for your lawyer, ex wife and doctor"

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Hard Hat Area: Marriage Guidance Bureau.

'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

Breaking up is hard to do. Well, most of the time.

Do I have grounds for a divorce? You're married...you have grounds.

"Perhaps it was thoughtless of me, perhaps not. I haven't given it much thought."

"We never talk anymore...except thru your lawyer."

'Tunnel of divorce'

'I'd like to get rid of him. Is there an app for that?'

"I think we should see other people."

"How was I to know that our relationship was Biodegradable?"

"But that's the problem - I can remember EVERYTHING!!"

'That contains my late husband's ashes - in the most fitting urn I could find!'

"It's not you. It's me."

"My marriage has broken up. Well, half broken up. I'm still here."

'I'm leaving you. As a couple I feel like we have too many tissues.'

"Ok. Agreed. She'll get the frisbee and rubber ball and you get to keep the bone."

If one of us is guilty, the others have to promise to send this photo to him in prison

"You no longer spark joy, Charly."

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

Lady in wheelchair with friends.