Friends From School Prints

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Boys in the cloakroom.

"'I'm checking my answers."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

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'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"Before you take my phone away, can I tweet that you're taking my phone away?"

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."