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If you had an ass I'd kick it.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

An Archeologic Dig

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

No Swimming Allowed

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

The Rivalry Begins

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'Wheeee...'

'That was fun!'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Will work for clean water.

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"