Friendiversary Prints

'It's your round.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"Look, can we just not talk about 'horns guy'?"

Little buddy, I believe you owe me an apology. How do you figure? You're the one who left me rotting in a jail cell! You were my one phone call! What happened to Randy's Friendship Rule #7: "Friends always bail friends out"?! You're forgetting the corollary: "Unless the friend's in jail for something pathetic, like trespassing while playing Pok

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Sorry I'm late - have you been here long?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Killer Executive Suits.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'