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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

Dog in ancient dog house

'No need to shout.'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Dog's game

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Cat tries to trick a dog wearing a cone into drowning itself during a rain storm.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

A dog at the bar having a drink out of a toilet bowl.

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

Fetching some fuel.

Thursday, August 2, 1990, Early in the Morning, the Watternods' Dog Ponders the S. & L. Mess

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"The stars are twinkling and the moon is full. Would you like to go for a walk?"

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"They're in charge because God gave them the can openers."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

"Relax, it’s an ocean – there are no squirrels."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Fetching the Ball

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay