Friend Who Volunteers Pillows

"Made it!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Teacher's pet dog

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

Inequality Protests

"Done saving the world for today."

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"And this dance represents our latest volunteer recruitment drive..." "I never thought I'd miss Powerpoint."

'For today's civics lesson, look outside the window, where there's a peaceful demonstration against union-busting.'

"I would like my entire class on your naughty list."

Volunteer to make a kid feel like a queen for a day and you may feel like you're emperor of the world.

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

'No, you can't go.'

'Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously.'

'Roger's a friend of the earth but not the next door neighbours !'

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the Voluntary Agency...and letting them fight it out was by FAR the cheapest...'

'I have always supported your volunteering to help the needy, but a cash donation is an entirely different matter...'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist!'

'Mom, you're so popular! It was unanimous when I volunteered you to head the team fund raiser!'

'No, you don't get paid, but you don't pay us either!'