Friend Of Unions Pillows

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

It's a dogs life

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Kiss

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Someday

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Labor Day '19

Wildcats Strike.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

Labor-Management Non-Relations

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!