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Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

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Boss's Desk Says No!

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

That shows business confidence.

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'What's wrong now?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

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"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"Make yourself comfortable so that we can discuss your raise."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

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'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

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"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Race for Results