Friend After A Breakup Mugs

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

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"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I think we should each try other beers."

'Right now I'm on a 'man diet'. No more boyfriends until I lose twenty pounds.'

"I need a hug."

"You came back!"

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

"I'm a dish, not a bowl. This was never going to work."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

'Then, just when I lost twenty pounds and was voted tops in my gym class he ran off with the fatso next door!'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'

Breaking up is hard to do. Well, most of the time.

'Please continue.'

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

"Perhaps it was thoughtless of me, perhaps not. I haven't given it much thought."

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

Do I have grounds for a divorce? You're married...you have grounds.

'Tunnel of divorce'

"How was I to know that our relationship was Biodegradable?"

"What the...? He un-best friended me!"