Fried Food Fanatics Prints

'It's already been four minutes!'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

This Year's Spa

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Student Food Pyramid

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'