Fried Food Fanatics Prints

I knew those onion rings would be the end of me.

'It's already been four minutes!'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

This Year's Spa

Nutrition-Free Diet

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop