Friday Protester Gifts

"So, that dude eating the huge steak in the SUV hanging from the plane is your dad?!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Do Not Resuscitate

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Trump secret police

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Save Our Universe

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Just Stop Boil

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Steamed vegetables."

Give quiche a chance!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I brought cocoa."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Trump

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Local food for local consumption

Tempest in a Teapot

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

REPENT! Get back to nature

The Child and the Tank

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Rent-a-car! We pick you up