Friday Humour Day Prints

"Yeh the reports nearly done, I'm beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Tennis ball girl.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Sermon Applause.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Friday 5.30pm.

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

Happy hour.

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Here things are getting interesting!'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'Do you have any skills other than knowing how to keep a tidy desk?'

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'