Freudian Vibes T-Shirts

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"Who's there?"

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'Drunk'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

George Frideric Handel

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

Donald Trump

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

Chips passing in the night.

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'

Philton's imaginary friend was starting to spend a lot of time with other imaginary friends.