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Skiing Speed Limit

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'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

In, out, shake it all about.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

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"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"I Win!!!"

"Date night again already?"

Hooks R Us.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'