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Skiing Speed Limit

Filet minion

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

In, out, shake it all about.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

EU

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"I Win!!!"

Hooks R Us.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'