Frequent Traveler Anniversary Pillows

'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Did you say psst?.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Business-Class.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"All I see is more trees."

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

US Airlines

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'