Frequent Traveler Anniversary Pillows

'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Business-Class.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

"All I see is more trees."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

US Airlines

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."