Freight Coordinator T-Shirts

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Narrow Load.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

Trade Show Sherpas

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I tell you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Supply Chain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Ever Given

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Up your end.

Undersized Load

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

Exportation and importation in Cuba

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover