Freelance Cleaner T-Shirts

Cleaner wringing out money from her mop.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Relaxing in the Sun

Working Late

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Writers without borders.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Coffee shop

Unicorn Working From Home

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Email Notifications

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Wifi whore

"Casual Payday."

Working from home

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

The four housemen of procrastination