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War Correspondents

The Anti-Agent

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Voltaire

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Trappist Monk Discord

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Sue the Author 3PM

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Turkey, present day...

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."