Freedom Flyer T-Shirts

A smiling cyclist

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Carefree luggage.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Ban on Free Speech

Voltaire

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

Press Freedom

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Letters escape from a caged book.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.