Freedom Explorer Prints

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

ET Mishap

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

A surprise in heaven

Beaver tower

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

When clowns are hunting.

UNFADED GLORY

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."