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"Why are so many people waiting an hour before the store opens, Mr. Freep?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Complementary Beverages

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Check out my free white paper!"

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Redeemable Securities.

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'Prove it.'

Born to be Wild

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'