Free Trade Critic Pillows

Crackdown on Corporate Torturers

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Privatized Jails

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Trump and President Xi

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

Where's My Job?

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"It stands for 'North American Free Lunch Agreement' "

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

Mt. Everest gifts.

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Tariff wars"

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

YOMO Department Store: Santa on duty...year around!

Are You a Welfare Leech?

I read an article online that said the holiday season is the most stressful time of year. I constantly worry about Santa's cyber security. Nobody's gonna get any presents if the naughty/nice database is breached. I'm very concerned that uncertainty about trade and tariff rules could be impacting Santa's supply chain! And with a tight labor market, the elves might be opting to leave the North Pole for better paying jobs in warmer climates! I preferred it when the only thing they worried abou

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

"I suppose it had to happen sooner or later."

Walmart finally breaks into French market

"Didn't the consumer financial protection bureau used to be right here...?"

"OK, so we sent back everything that was made in China. . . what now?"