Fraud Humor Aficionado Mugs

Colonel Gaddafi has been reported to be attempting to transfer billions of pounds worth of assets from Libya

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Cut Price

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'