Frat Humor Lovers Prints

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

Life is for the birds.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

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'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Advent Calender.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Make your own bottled water.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Virtual interview.

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"You come out of there, Harry. We're not done talking."

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Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"