Frat Humor Lovers Prints

Life is for the birds.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Advent Calender.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Make your own bottled water.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Virtual interview.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'