Frantic Fun Prints

High energy drinks

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

When dogs dream...

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"It's face painting Friday."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Beach Attraction

"Oi!"

"It might sound silly, but I don't think this job is good for my diet."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

I Love Winter!

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'