Franken-fanatics Prints

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"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Our visit to the flan factory.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

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"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Cat Frankenstein

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Bake off: Flan B

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Just browsing."

Frankenstein egg.

Frankenfish

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

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Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

Medieval King

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'