Francophile Explorer Mugs

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Kid doing cave paintings

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

French Army knife

Emigrating to France.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

'You're no Pollock.'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

A meeting on the pier

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Let them eat cake!

Can Can

Mr. Frite Head