Franchise Seeker Mugs

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Privacy Conference Security

Fishbowl rebellion.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Business Outlook

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

DACA

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.